lars

@lars@lemmy.sdf.org

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lars ,

“Is my sister literally watching you have this phone call with me?” — me to myself on the phone with nephlings in the past. Gross. Especially since my sister complained about our own parents having pulled that kinda bs

lars ,

I’m probably related to your wife’s beloved aunt, too. So much power. So much destruction. And

hurt people hurt people

(people who are hurt can easily become people who hurt others)

lars ,

Your brother fucking what. Wow.

lars ,

Wouldn’t it have been funny if someone said

totally became

Shoutout to someone I heard saying

lars ,

and even today

. . . as we I are describing below . . .

lars ,

I never realized it’s a gopher. That’s cute and clever for such an awful mascot.

lars ,

Tom Cruise’s sexuality and religion are objective satire

lars ,

what was the problem with the bear?

lars ,

I’ve been broken by some high men before myself 💅

lars ,

This is what it would have looked like to my bare eyes but my phone’s camera was like oh no you don’t. Was this with a phone?

lars ,

A collection of unmitigated pedantry is, by an order of magnitude, the coolest goddamn name for anything, ever.

lars ,

Rip my productivity discovering it on a Tuesday

lars ,

In his defense, it does look terrifying.

lars ,

I never suspected that Never Again was just rhetorical flourish

lars ,

I’m sure that under the receiver it says

44 ↑

↓ 353

lars ,

2017 was the first one where I could notice it but coverage was at only like 40% in my area. The shadows were by far the most hallucinogenic thing I have seen sober. Especially on the tree leaves in the breeze? Magic.

I haaaaaaate that I’m at literally 91% for 2024 with intermittent clouds.

lars OP ,

It didn’t occur to me they’d use something as unique as days instead of seconds to store this. Despite the fact that the GUI says days.

Thank you.

lars ,

is that really what lactating nipples look like? wild

lars ,

Don’t forget where they got the name Idaho:

This is just a message to time travelers because this retcon absolutely forgot/made it up

lars ,

Big if true. But it’s not for me. Don’t let people you don’t live with get away with shit because you share ancestors or a past.

lars ,

Odd. My sovcit state national county ID says “Sex: when I can”.

lars ,

Heads up: Lemmy will either get less popular or more popular over time. Neither is ideal.

And while it never feels like it when you say it, but these are [going to be] the good ol’ days.

lars ,

All five boroughs of New York City have their own Main Streets.

lars ,

Does that mean they would no longer be a good way to torrent my PDFs to my friends?

lars ,

Pede means feet. So does the pie in piedmont.

lars ,

Phew because essentially* I was like

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png


* essentially in no way whatsoever

lars ,

Don’t tell me how I feel 🙅😂

lars OP ,

we

no just me 👋

just posting ads

just ancient propaganda sorry, but I aver that this accords with the rule

lars ,

Y’all hiring? I prefer pretend workaholism but I can adapt.

lars OP ,

9gag?

It is now two thousand and twenty and four, my friend. More like ten gag by now.

lars OP ,

If it works for dictatorial despots who pay lip service, but nothing more, for their followers’ wellbeing, then why wouldn’t it work for the gods?

lars ,

I hate this ride and I want people I know to get some fucking help instead of narcisizing all over my life.

lars ,

Am I the only human in the top left?? When I first learned of the gene, I was like “ahhhh that must be why,” then tried it again and did not taste soap. I just kinda hate the taste. It’s like too-much-vegetableness-to-make-up-for-overpowering-whatever-it’s-added-to but I don’t taste soap.

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