robocall ,

I shit in a bowl. not on the wall!

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

You ain't have to call me out like that

MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

If I exercise, I won't be able to rest my phone on my gut.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,

Don– Don't sit on the toilet rim... That's just... nasty. :{

JustMy2c ,

True

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Either way, I'm gonna be shitting.

lefaucet ,

Feels good to be seen.

user1234 ,

I'd rather be on the actual toilet instead of shitting my pants on an imaginary toilet.

jettrscga ,

Sir, for the 5th time you didn't have to shit your pants.

user1234 ,

Who says I had to?

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Is sitting against a wall exercising?

Edit: yes, yes it is. Ive just found a new lazy way to work out.

powerofm ,

Well it might be called a wall "sit", but if you're doing it right then it's a pretty good core workout and you probably won't be able to do it for long

archomrade ,

Instructions unclear, shit smeared on wall

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Really? Me? With boobs and all?

miraclerandy ,

Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Aw geez

surewhynotlem ,

It's ok man, your boobs are still great

variants ,

But are they better than the cats boobs

nifty OP ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

The boobies add weight for an effective workout.

Transtronaut ,

New gender goals just dropped.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Holy hell

Socsa ,

And shitting on the floor!

captainlezbian ,

You could have them if you try

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

This skin suit ain't gonna sew itself

Stamets ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

I'm actually in bed and farting, thank you very much. One part of me is getting a work out at least.

THEMASTERMIND ,
@THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch avatar

How long do you fart ?

Stamets ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

As long as required

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Just don’t shit the bed ok?

Stamets ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

You're not my real dad

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

That may be true, but I love you as if I were.

But….please stop wiping your ass with the bed sheets.

Stamets ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar
THEMASTERMIND ,
@THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch avatar

But he is your adopted one who loved ypu like his own (insert sad backstory )

wabafee ,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

What powers this fart art? Shrooms, KFC or good ol taco bell.

Stamets ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Well in truth, it has to do with four elements. You see, inside of each person exists the ability to master one of these elements or 'bend' them if you will...

tubaruco ,

AWWWW YEAH NOW I KNOW WHY I CAN PEE FROM MY BUTT

GluWu ,

I've mastered all four, I am the assatar.

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