Smorty ,

I remember seeing this one about 30 times on reddit. Sitting, cuz my wee is weird

jabathekek ,
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Slav squat.

Ginger666 ,

It's nice to know there are gatekeepers in the trans community too

runswithjedi OP ,

I intended no judgement. All peeing positions are accepted here 🫶

Ginger666 ,

That's not what your meme says

FedFer ,

This meme isn't even about trans people, it's about femboys 😭

Aggravationstation ,

Unless in public and it's more convenient it's always best to pee sitting down.

moshtradamus666 ,

I am a manboy, I like peeing sitting down when I'm at my house. It's just more efficient and effortless. I also do it when I'm at a friend's house, specially if it's a girl's house.

jabathekek ,
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I'm a microbiologist, I pee sitting down only if I am able to sanitize the seat.

Cassa ,
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Imagine knowing how your pee spreads all around if you stand and pee - only to deicide to stand and pee.

jabathekek ,
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Better then getting someone else's skin biome on my butt. Who knows what sort of fucked up commensals they have?

BluesF ,

Well so far I have 0 arse cheek diseases so I'm not especially concerned

jabathekek ,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

so far

so far

Nah but seriously it's just an ick factor for me. Probably a result of living with my greasy and terrifyingly hairy housemate.

WamGams ,

What bacteria which is capable of living on porcelain also has the ability to enter your bloodstream through the skin of your butt cheeks? I once was told that seat to butt transmission of most things almost never happens and that the biggest danger in a public stall is touching the toilet paper dispenser and then touching your face.

jabathekek ,
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I am prone to licking public toilet seats, so I must clean them before that happens.

Fedizen ,

You're not worried about splash?

mydoomlessaccount ,

Swinging it around like a helicopter ❤️

KingThrillgore ,
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I pee in a toilet

MeDuViNoX ,

I sit on the toilet "backwards" so I have a little shelf to set my phone and snacks.

Lemongrab ,
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snacks 🤢🤮

TotallynotJessica ,
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Honestly, valid.

Kolanaki ,
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I only stand to pee when I'm in the shower.

runswithjedi OP ,

This is the way.

Starb3an ,

As a cis male, I sit at home. I don't trust public toilet cleanliness, so I'll stand. Having a prince Albert does create some weird trajectories depending on flow rate so I tend to make a mess while standing.

Slotos ,

I sit at home and when visiting someone as a guest. No mess, no cover positioning arguments, everyone’s happy for a meager cost of me potentially forgetting that this was supposed to be a quick in’n’out and writing this comment instead of rejoining the boring dystopia outside.

Djont ,

I get it if you don't want to answer but how much did that piercing hurt?

Starb3an ,

A lot, but it didn't last long. I have a tattoo that goes from hip to armpit and this hurt more, but it was like a fall or a punch; one and done. My body did go into shock and I threw up though.

Semivir ,

Definitely in team sit.

It's more comfy. You're not staring at a wall, which is good for those who benefit from constant stimuli. There's no cleanup from splashes due to the larger height difference, surrounding area stays clean for longer. And as a bonus for some, it feels more feminine.

perviouslyiner ,
Semivir ,

Haha, somehow there is always a relevant XKCD.

kittykittycatboys ,
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both :3

FQQD ,
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At the same time?

kittykittycatboys ,
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naturally :3

MeDuViNoX ,

both :3

planks across the toilet horizontally

FMC8456 ,
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I usually pee standing up, however I prefer to use stalls because I like privacy, I never use urinals.

TotallynotJessica ,
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Seriously though, why the fuck do urinals exist?

FMC8456 ,
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I have no clue, probably something to do with them taking up less space and being faster to use, though I'm not really sure the speed benefit is that great.

Toribor ,
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Piss sitting down but shit standing up.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Do you wipe standing or sitting?

Toribor ,
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Wipe?

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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After shitting, yes.

jabathekek ,
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They eat a high fibre diet and shoot it out like a torpedo.

yokonzo ,

I sit cause I've lived with females for the past 8 years and honestly it just saves a lot of hassle and when you're 6ft its easy to miss

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